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You mean to tell me running sfc /scannow and DISM.exe didn't fix the problem?

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 273 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Copilot, fix this outage, make no mistakes

...what? You say copilot is down too? Call the engineers. Where are they anyway?

...laid off you say?

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It probably won’t be said officially but what are the chances this is due to some vibe coded slip?

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I’d say 50/50 either vibe coded slop, or some sabotage from people who got laid off on their way out. Or both

60,000 Microsoft employees laid off = lots of technically skilled people who need money = a lot of stuff is gonna get hacked in the near future

[–] GeirGrusom@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago

It's just a big coincidence that software quality slipped at all the major software vendors in the last year or so.

"But Doctor, I am Pagliacci."

Copilot, do not ask again also.