this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

reality is stranger than fiction

or more likely, anon was inspired

Look at the date on the article as opposed to the greentext. I think it might have been Florida Man who was inspired lol