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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] yonderbarn@lazysoci.al 1 points 5 hours ago

Shades of Bezos and his dick pic scandal

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

someone that looks like that, I'm taking them to pound town.

he's so old and frail, it doesn't even look like he could fight back.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

Something something you had me in the first half

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 36 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta deploy the "ugly" test in all such matters:

Would this situation be sus if the other party was unattractive to me?

You would not believe how many things this filters out. Sales, advertising, cons, youtube videos, instragram, tiktok nonsense, the list goes on.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 22 hours ago

It would be less suss if they weren’t attractive, or at least anywhere near his own age. (Idk how old she is. Dont flame me if she’s 50)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 21 hours ago

Hanging out with grandpa.

[–] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair, I'd fall for this too. Zero chance I'm turning her down

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

While being very old and married? Okay i guess

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago

Not sure if you are making an argument for or against?

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 5 points 22 hours ago

These people never feel to old for shit like this.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I mean if they’re into it it’s one thing. If the consent from everyone isn’t there (in this case the wife) then that’s where it gets icky.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

There's hooking up and then there's hooking up with someone you're in business with and helping her do illegal shit at the risk of your job.

[–] log@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

With a golden parachute worth hundreds of millions, I’d be risking my job everyday.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 22 hours ago

Golden parachutes for golden showers.

[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

'Tis the ~~season~~ treason

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 123@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

That's you? You must be hot. Take off your dumb jacket, it is not really the weather for it with all the global warming you are proliferating.