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Man accused of stealing flamingo from Vegas casino on trial (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Am from New Zealand

30 is totally doable, and then some

Especially weak 'Murican beers

It takes a hell of a lot to die from alcohol poisoning

It's actually quite difficult to do, and impossible with beer because you'd have to consume such a huge volume of liquid that you would be vomiting it up before it could be absorbed into your blood stream