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Man accused of stealing flamingo from Vegas casino on trial (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"...says he drank between 30 and 40 beers on the night..."

I'm an alcoholic and can't drink 30 Keystones in 24-hours. About half that is my limit. I don't mean cutting myself off, that's all I can drink before I'm bored or tired.