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Man accused of stealing flamingo from Vegas casino on trial (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The Flamingo casino in Vegas has a bunch of actual flamingos in one of the courtyards outside where you can eat. It wouldn't be hard to get one, even if you're drunk, because they're already pretty used to people.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ok up until this comment I thought they were talking about a plastic flamingo and I didn't see what the big deal was.

A real flamingo huh.