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Man accused of stealing flamingo from Vegas casino on trial (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wife currently drinks abt 16 glasses of 8% wine a day, before 1pm. every day. also she’s an alcoholic. so there’s that. sigh. i’m tired.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

also she’s an alcoholic.

Really? What makes you say that?

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

is your reply sarcasm? but also diagnosis.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Yes it's sarcasm

[–] docandersonn@literature.cafe 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope she gets the help she needs, but there are support groups for family members of alcoholics out there too if you're struggling.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

i am. and thank you. i just need to find and fit one in.