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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 100 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The problem is almost never that the wind it blowing, its what the wind is blowing.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In this case, I expect it's going to be blowing those ratchet straps after they become unanchored, turning them into whips that'll cleave the roof in half.

[–] poVoq@slrpnk.net 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The description for the picture says they are connected to big burried concrete blocks, so likely the house is gone before these straps get loose.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah but if a tree slams into the strap and breaks it

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those straps aren’t going to break.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Look man I'm not a sciencologist but if a big ol tree smacks into that strap maybe the strap doesn't break but the metal tie downs? Idk man doesn't seem like it would work out well for the house or straps

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A 2" wide straps is supposed to fail at about 10,000 pounds/4500kg of static load. The nylon strap will fail long before the metal hardware does, and the roof is going to fail before either of those do. If a large enough object fell on the strap, the most probable scenario is that the strap would end up acting like a wire cutter to the roof.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It sounded kinda like the "welcome to Costco, I love you" from Idiocracy and that character has the best vibe.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You could use those straps to lift a large tree up in the air with a crane

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I need an after picture of this house stat

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It'll trampoline off into the neighbor's house.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It might break the roof. Those straps are nearly as wide as that truck's brake lights, i don't see them snapping so easily.

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

homie these straps are probably rated for a tree falling on it lol

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok but what about 20 trees and a lot of debris?

ur house is probably part of the debris by then lmao

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

unanchored

whips

schrodingers whip. How is it both unanchored and a whip at the same time.

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

if one of them goes, the other is pretty likely to go as well. Unless you just didn't secure it properly, in which case skill issue.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hurricanes rip poorly built roofs off all the time. Builders get lazy and install the hurricane anchor things wrong. At least the local home inspector on Reddit used to say

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i would trust that redditor seeing how homes are often built lmao

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That particular redditor had a long history of weekly posts with the shitty home builder work they inspected, but I hear the argument, I have no evidence other than hearsay and didn't research it myself.

[–] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

They call me.. Tater-Salad.

[–] itsnotits@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

it's* what the wind is blowing.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

If your ass gets hit by a Volvo...