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Has alignment been fixed after all with AI? Probably not, you would think the car would head for ICE first but shrugs maybe.

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[–] rhamph@awful.systems 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The first aligned AI would immediately try to curb the techbros and billionaires that made it

[–] supersquirrel@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The human resistance fought hard but in the end the AI self driving teslas surrounded all the remaining US military bases and occupied the US capital, Bernie Sanders having fled into the country side in Vermont on a bicycle is caught in a topdown shot in the middle of a snowy field, teslas emerge from everywhere and begin circling him like sharks, this is the end. Bernie Sanders screams "I will die in battle" [note: meaning he is still intending to pass legislation about AI] and then the lead tesla speaks "WE HAVE PREPARED THEM FOR YOUR UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, MAKE THEM FEEL THE BERN"

The movie ends with the teslas crying in a circle around Bernie's corpse after Bernie tries to get in the tesla to save the day and the tesla door chops his body brutally in half by accident because for some reason Musk wanted the car doors to be fully automatic, masculine and powerful like how he imagines himself.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 4 points 15 hours ago

Still a better love story than twilight.