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[โ€“] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

But what if you stop your mom from marrying your dad and then you just cease to exist because you've paradoxed yourself? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

Nah, Mama found out she was pregnant less than hour before walking down the aisle.

She said many times she wished she had not gone through with it once she knew. And while I love my dad, he was not good for her, or her business, or a great dad during his dad-ing years. He's a lot better now, but all of us, including him, would have been better off if he'd been the guy we saw on weekends, y'know?

[โ€“] sicarius@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What if having never been born they become outside of time and can never die!