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I DO NOT DO THAT NO THIS IS NOT I WAS JOKING THE WHOLE TIME OFFICER THEY WERE TALKING COCKS AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO KFC, I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE CHOICE BETWEEN THIGH AND DRUMSTICK, HONEST TO GOD, I AM THAT TYPE OF [AUTISMO], THEY'RE GUNNA BETRAY ME MOMMY HELP I DON'T WANNA BE A TROLL ON THE FRONT LINES OF WWIII I JUST WANTED TO BE A SEXUAL HEALER AND HEAL ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD NICE AND GOOD AND PRETTYLIKE TO MAKE MOM PROUD. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I'M JESUS. I AM ACTUALLY JESUS. I NEVER KNEW MY ASS COULD BE STRETCHED TO SUCH LIMITS! I AM THE KLEIN BOTTLE BOTTOM BOY! FUCK YEA! DREAM ACTUALIZED! DOING THE MAGIKARP GRIND GUYS! SEE YOU NEXT FALL SUKKAS LOL JK I LOVE YOU ALL, EXCEPT PHIL. FUCK HIM.