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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered. (www.fire.org)

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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Feels like everyone should make all their avatars Shrek’s penis.

[–] TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I would in a heartbeat if just for a day or two, but I suspect it's not allowed?

EDIT: I did it, but I pixelated it. Hopefully I won't get banned for that.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

Wing the change you want to see in the world! Respect!

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago

Ogres got them underscrotes, 'member?