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Huh, guess the Koreans are the ones with the correct depiction then. Go figure.
"...and on the 8th day, he doth roided up".
When you carry your cross so much you get hench one punch man style.
His schwantz should be hanging below the loincloth.
Grower not a show-er; you must have faith
It's "Schwanz", without the T.
That's just Sylvester Stallone circa 2010
Korean Jesus is fucking jacked.