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[โ€“] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I have had the opposite happen. I looked at the clock and it was like 800. I fall asleep, or at least feel like I did for a full night's rest. Then when I open my eyes the clock reads 759. Still don't have an explanation, maybe a stroke and I just misread the alarm clock originally.

[โ€“] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

time preseption is easily broken, it's not a very good internal process, I took too much one time and in a single sentance sometime said to me I experienced years between the words just eons of space time melting through reality. but really I was just tripping balls.