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Wait...element is only text and voice correct? It doesn't support video calls? Esp group ones. Please correct me if I'm wrong but used matrix proto a while ago....back then it didn't even support file uploads. Again, correct me if I'm wrong. Tbh, matrix protocol is pretty good how much I've used it
You are wrong. There's text, voice, and video. In group as well.
Correct but it requires an anal probe to function correctly. Plus the administrator needs to wear nipple clamps, nobody knows why it was programmed that way.
Oh you know, it's made by Germans. It's only sensible.
Element does support video calls. I had one with my friend a few months ago
I just googled "open source teams alternatives" and Mattermost seems to be much better.
Yes. Ive tried out their hosted demo. Its good tbh. Again, 3 4 years back during peak covid