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Cantaloupes, with…
Syphilis.
Bro, wash your canteloupe. Worked at FDA office of emergency operations for a few summers in college. Cantaloupes are always on the damn recall list for E. coli, salmonella, listeria, amongst other things. Mostly because a lot of farms don’t provide bathrooms to workers so they just shit in the field. And this was during the Obama administration.
and because its likely migrant workers, immigrants, or this case in other countries thier own citizens owned by some other group that doesnt provide santitation, people wont get outrage over it.
You rolled a nat1...