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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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Source: https://mstdn.isometry.group/@Cahatstrophe2/117323121764942610

transcript@Cahatstrophe2@isometry.group: you've heard of two factor authentication. you're heard of three factor authentication. now get ready for just never being able to fucking log in at all

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[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's what Google use. I lost access to a Google account even though I had the right password because they randomly decided they didn't think I was the account owner, and I didn't have a phone number attached so the account recovery wasn't available

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I kept seeing a popup about adding a phone number because I might lose access to my account. I removed the phone number a decade ago. You mean my recovery email, OTP code, and backup codes can't be used for recovery motherfucker!?!

Anyway I exported everything and closed my account because the fascists can eat a dick.

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They may work, this was years ago before OTP was so widespread, and I don't remember if it had a recovery email associated or not. I just remember I had the right password and it wouldn't let me in anyway

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Same thing happened to me. Recovery email means nothing to them, even with the correct username and password and recovery email code, I'm still locked out that account

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Same thing happened with my Binance account. Then when I finally started to get some traction with customer service, my state banned Binance. And now it's effectively gone forever

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Same here. Any time I try to recover it they're like "Nope, fuck you. Next time give us your phone number."