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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people would deny its existence.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"It's probably just a freak weather accident caused by microclimates, Susan. A giant hand isn't just going to come down and -"
*smush*

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

That smush didn't even come from the hand. Susan just had enough of the bullshit