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Anon fears The Hand (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Blasphemy! Only the wicked are punished by The Hand! Crush the heretic!

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 2 days ago

Guys, guys, it's not about morality. It's about appendages. Tom had a big dick. Harry had a big dick. That's why you're still here, Dick.