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We Need to Talk About Weaponized Pooping (media.piefed.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by StillAlive@piefed.world to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aww, I thought it was going to be about eating the smelliest foods you could and timing it so someone had to use the restroom after you.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah that's more my style. Hot sauce and cauliflower, bucket of air popped and we're talking birthday cakes, the can gets totally smoked out so hard you feel bad for the extractor fan.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I have recently begun to shit exclusively at Chipotle if I'm on the road.

They give so many people the shits, I thought it would be nice to give back.

I don't buy any food of course. I'm just here to punish the toilet, thanks.