this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.
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Is this about men sitting on the pot for too long? One sec.
Edit: Confirmed.
I've known some dudes who treat their ablutions this way. They happen to be emotionally abused, and it's the only peace they get all day. Now I'm not saying the writer abuses their spouse, but it is weird that this is the biggest fish they need to fry in 2026.
Bonus edit: who calls their spouse "basement husband" or "garage husband"? That's almost as weird as if I called her my "kitchen wife". Which is still weirder, but only because I do all the cooking.
Aww, I thought it was going to be about eating the smelliest foods you could and timing it so someone had to use the restroom after you.
Yeah that's more my style. Hot sauce and cauliflower, bucket of air popped and we're talking birthday cakes, the can gets totally smoked out so hard you feel bad for the extractor fan.
I have recently begun to shit exclusively at Chipotle if I'm on the road.
They give so many people the shits, I thought it would be nice to give back.
I don't buy any food of course. I'm just here to punish the toilet, thanks.
Yeah this reeks of running out of real things to complain about. Or maybe this is just deliberate outrage farming either way.
I'm sure it is rage bait. I still haven't really adapted to the fact that that's a thing.