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Top Trump military adviser says US must prepare to fight around moon (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what happens as the month progresses and the moon gets smaller??

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like a battle royale game.

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Entire purpose of gen z

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

You know how long it takes the moon to go from new to full or full to new? Just about two weeks. One fortnight.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

socsa thanked the bus driver