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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I can't stand the unrealistic body image and behaviors that TikTok creates

Stares at vore comics for 40 hours every week

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Stares at vore comics for 40 hours every week

Then anonn goes to church for communion

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The 4chan TradCath is the strongest evidence against God's existence I've ever experienced.

Kind, vengeful, no God would tolerate this shit without smiting it like Gomorrah

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

no God would tolerate this shit without smiting it like Gomorrah

There must be ten righteous people on TikTok.