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[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> 1k lines in internal tool = idc, do what you want.

> 1k lines in critical path = lol no.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Who cares? It's company code. They want AI, they get AI 🤷

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I get the blame and I have not lined a new remote job yet. So there.

When you have ownership of the project you care.

We go by description of the PR. If you can briefly describe the changes you want to merge, We will consider accepting it. If you have two paragraph or more, insta close. If someone has made large changes, there is no way they can have a short description, either break it down to smaller PRs or admit you don't know what you are doing and are trying to merge garbage.