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The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary says (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like they're having one of their periodic contests to see who can be the worst cunt in public.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

They'll never catch the frontrunner