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[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is the dream. Being so rich that you can sell a wooden box for almost a thousand dollars.

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I mean coffins and ceremonial urns aren’t much cheaper.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 9 points 2 days ago

They're a little fancier.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think a basic pine casket wouldn't run for 1k

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Sure, if you don’t value a persons time at all, nor care about the person you’re burying and just screw plywood together that’ll fall apart when you go and move it.

The material alone would be around $400. Two sheets of 3/4 plywood is $100.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

It's one sheet of plywood, Michael, how much could it cost? 50 dollars?