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[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Under Trump, corporations can do some of the worst shit imaginable and only face couch cushion fees (take that as you will) - just so long as they extol the ~~viruses~~ virtues of Hair Führer.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(take that as you will)

Without this line, my mind wouldn't have even gone there.

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

Guess it says something about me that mine did. What exactly that is, I don't know...