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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No thanks, I use three seashells like a civilised person.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the second one for? I get the first and last but I never know what to do with the second one

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Look at this guy, he doesn't even know how to use the three seashells.