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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (24 children)

It’s called Stank Booty here where I live, and it’s quite the cock block actually.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (16 children)

i had no idea if you don’t have a shower before a date you instantly turn into a smelly monster

is this an american thing specifically?

[–] brookenium@feddit.online 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean.... I think it depends on the guy. Some guys have a strong body odor and first impressions matter a LOT. Also dates are usually at the end of the day when y'all are at your stankiest from the day's activities.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

when y’all are at your stankiest from the day’s activities

If you're showering regularly, that really shouldn't be that much of an issue unless you have a very active job outside.

Every woman I know loves their boyfriend/husband's "musk" when they're sweaty. That's a pretty common partner thing.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife loves to gargle my salt and vinegar balls after a long hard summer's day of manual labor.

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, I wash off my nethers before bed for that reason, but I don't take a full shower. I don't even get my top half wet. My wife loves my natural smell at the end of the day.

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