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Scientists Turn Plastic Waste Into Edible Cookies Because That’s the Future We Deserve (futurism.com)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Are we eating enough plastic already?

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[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

From the sounds of it, some kind of genetic treatment to turn everyone into raccoons?

[–] ScriptSage@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wait I'm kinda down to be a raccoon tho

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

i know people that ate raccoon, i would never try it. apparently some people in my city caught wild raccon and cooked it and ate it. the meat is like pitch black.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

So that's why he cut off and took the roadkill penis....