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Man accused of stalking ex for 13 years had human skulls, John Wayne Gacy brain in a jar, authorities say (www.actionnews5.com)

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

In a padlocked bedroom in the basement, officers found a lifelike silicone doll on a bed beneath a blanket, with a painting of a naked female resembling the victim hanging above it.

RIP to the lab tech tasked with getting DNA off that doll.

Larson claimed his communication was civil and argued that licensing board complaints were suggested by his therapist to get the victim to respond.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Quite possible. Licensed individuals would be counselors, psychologists, psychiatrists, etc. AFAIK, there is no license or standard that legally defines the term; anyone can call themselves a "therapist".

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not that hard, just break off a crusticle with a pair of tweezers