this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2026
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To protect against liability, put up a sign near it that says: "WARNING: DO NOT RUN OVER SNOWMAN"
Ironically enough, this will probably get even more fuckers trying to run over it. Both because some of them are perversely motivated to disobey such a warning, and because some of them wouldn't have thought about doing so until they saw the warning not to.
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So you know how those BEWARE OF DOG signs land you in trouble? Because they can be used to argue you know the dog is dangerous. So you should just use a sign that says DOG ON PREMISES or has a picture of a dog.
Likewise, a sign saying PLEASE STOP HITTING THE SNOWMEN implies something different than WARNING: DO NOT THE SNOW GOONS