cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/11578580
“Noting that she had read studies about mushrooms growing around the Chernobyl nuclear plant, she came to understand further, through her work, that fungi are an extraordinarily resilient species of life that consume carbon, and even though petroleum products are toxic to plants, to mushrooms they are essentially a kind of carbon.
In fact, mushrooms break down several categories of toxic waste with the same enzymes they use to consume a dead tree. They can also eat plastic and other things made out of oil, like agrochemicals.”
imagine if mushrooms were actually dormant super weapons designed by aliens. the second they detect the use of nuclear weapons all mushrooms go into gestational mode. They feed off the residual power of nuclear pollution and grow gigantic mushroom monsters deep underground to reset any technolgical civilizations on the planet to prevent them from destroying all life on the planet.