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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 70 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How does this dumbfuck manage to get STUPIDER with each passing day? It's like he's studying to get a PhD in Imbecility.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

His brain is atrophying as his dementia continues to worsen.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I guess there’s still hope then that one of these days a piece of the brain will die where he loses the ability to speak & move. I’ll sleep well tonight to the thought that this vile piece of shit could die slowly, alone and afraid 🤗🛏️

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

It will be hilarious if Biden out lives him

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Watching him have a stroke live on TV would be so cathartic.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Die? I want them keeping him alive, as a vegetable, until he is 115.

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, but also, he was always a fucking idiot. He's never been smart,even by average idiot American standards.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, but he is getting noticeably worse.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Literally syphilis

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Lowering the bar, day by day.