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Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' (programming.dev)

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[–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_