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What was the crime he was charged with?
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Get your hands off my penis!
causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse
Define “Reasonable”
It's the UK law term, not my words.
And even by them, it's not defined, meant to be left to the court to argue.
Going against the status quo. Fall in line or go to jail.
That's what juries do.
Gonna add on that he refused to leave when a constable asked him to, and he stole cat food and litter from somewhere else.
Sounds like he might have a few problems
Impersonating an officer of the law