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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A number of my repos are listed.

But the weird part is that it also lists a repo I don't recognize. The repo does actually exist on my github account, but it's marked as "ignored", and the description says it was automatically exported from Google Code. The code seems to be a MacOS shareware file encryption tool called "BitClamp", published circa 2008.

No idea how it got on my account.

[–] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m just realizing that I’ve had my college transcripts on GitHub since I graduated years ago.

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They got some broken Linux configuration from me, some project with many securities fails in it and a big amount of virus codes I got from the time I was hypefocusing on worms...

[–] BuccaneerScientist@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I like "hypefocusing", even if it's a typo.

It's a better decription of 9/10 of the time i would otherwise say i "hyperfocus".

[–] Diurnambule@jlai.lu 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That a subcategory of hyper focusing. I just invented like once you told me XD.

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

"Hypefocusing" = "Yes I can hear you and yes I should be doing something else right now BUT - counterpoint - look how cool this!"