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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no, you're just being a typical internet person who can't let go of the bone, and accuses the other poster of doing everything you are doing thinks their personal experience is a universal truth, when the googled facts of the matter directly contradict you.

because it's all about your ego, in the end. can't let anyone question you because that would mean you might be incorrect.

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, well I'm glad you googled your facts. The internet is never wrong or misleading. You would definitely know all about that, being a very successful IT person...

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, US Government Labor data is all lies, clearly.

I bet the US Census is all lies too.

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yessir, and i certainly trust TubularTittyFrog (definitely not a troll), who self-admittedly has no experience as a mechanic or in the the mechanical industry and has demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of basic statistical analysis, to be able to interpret and translate those data to me, a simple grease monkey.

Thank you, friend, for sharing your massive endowment of knowledge and experience in all things you have no knowledge or experience in based on your clearly superior powers of... ummm... (checks notes)... reading words and numbers on Google?

It was so generous of you to spare so much time with your thoughtful and heartfelt responses, all to show me the light and the way in this matter of utmost urgency and concern!

🤣🤣🤣 you fucken jabroni 🤣🤣🤣