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"Beans!" In 2021, thousands of teenagers suddenly developed the same violent tics, every medical test came back clean, and the real cause turned out to be hiding on their phones. (spacedaily.com)

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A mysterious wave of severe tics swept through teenagers worldwide, baffling neurologists until investigators uncovered a digital culprit reshaping adolescent behavior in real time.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That is a LOT of words to say teenagers are fucking stupid.

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm going out on a limb here but I'm not sure people on the fediverse are the best to be criticizing others because of a meme about beans.

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

What do you bean?

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, who and where are you?

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been trying to figure that out for a while now.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

You are Lisa Simpson

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mass sociogenic illness happens when a group of stressed, socially connected people are exposed to a symptom template that the brain and body can, in a real physiological sense, adopt without any conscious decision to fake anything. The symptoms are genuinely experienced. They are not consciously produced.

No need to be condescending. Stupidity has nothing to do with it, which you might’ve known had you bothered reading some of those words in the article.