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There is a 3rd choice (media.piefed.world)
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/politicalmemes/p/1290769/there-is-a-3rd-choice

Reposting because it was removed from another comm earlier for the political content.

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Jesus if he was here today: You're telling me you're getting rich and getting divorced? Time to flip some more tables...

Also, if you go by just the "red letters": WTF, why are you eating shellfish and mixing textiles?

He was a Judean from the first century AD, and held a mix of ideas that nobody really does anymore.