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[โ€“] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Opportunist... "It's an empty glass. I drank it while you were arguing."

[โ€“] jason@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

Scientist.. "it's half empty because the water is slowly evaporating."