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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Raisins belong in their tiny little snack box for small children to enjoy and in well labeled oatmeal raisin cookies. That's it.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Peshwari naan?

Teacakes?

Hot oatmeal?

Braised shard?

Jeweled cabbage?

With goats cheese and bacon?

cmon live a little

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Not for me, friend, but I sure hope you enjoy all those things. I had one too many poorly labeled oatmeal raisin cookies as a small child expecting chocolate chips and grew to hate the things. Honestly I'm not really a dried fruit guy except for the occasional crasin.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 0 points 2 years ago

Or hear me out, in a bin.

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago

Why ruin goat cheese and bacon like that?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Fish@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, dried cranberries should be used in place of raisins

[–] teft@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Por qué no los dos?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Raisins belong too hell, where they came from.