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Anduril keeps trying to recruit me. I don't know how to send them a strong enough message that conveys just how hard they need to fuck off.
Send word to the elves! the time has come. The sword of your forefathers must be reforged! You have my bow. Err the break of dawn, we ride!
Consult US Army TM 31-210
Maybe we can be next to each other on the watchlist.
All my years of giving 89% are paying off. The only companies trying to recruit me are named unimaginative double entendres
You mean like bobs burgers next door neighbor?
Not nearly as clever
Oh they hit me up a couple of weeks ago. So far no follow-ups, but we'll see...
They sent me two a week for a month six months ago, and they'll probably keep trying for another couple weeks this time around as well.
Shit, they did the same thing six months before that, too. It was only a few pings every year before then.
What the fuck. That's some serious persistence.
Yeah, looks like they've been trying to contact me for over four years now. I probably should instruct them to go fuck themselves at this point, I guess.