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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What am I, some kind of spit wizard?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I went to spit college, got my spit masters. They ain't just give these spit wizard robes out to just any dipshit who gives them ten fifty five

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well la-de-da, boys, we gots us a silver spoon nepo wizard. Me mum was a hedge witch and thats mighty good enough for me. We all know why you like to visit the island of elderly sluts on backwards-but-only-the-first-half day.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Because they cook good eggs on the first half day?