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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Just conjure sone spit and swallow. It's not hard.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What am I, some kind of spit wizard?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I went to spit college, got my spit masters. They ain't just give these spit wizard robes out to just any dipshit who gives them ten fifty five

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Well la-de-da, boys, we gots us a silver spoon nepo wizard. Me mum was a hedge witch and thats mighty good enough for me. We all know why you like to visit the island of elderly sluts on backwards-but-only-the-first-half day.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah I just surround the pills in a bolus of saliva and let fly.