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[–] RavindraNemandi@ttrpg.network 98 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I get that but have you seen the price of clams recently? I mean smashing clams in this economy??

/s

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Apparently it's the whole having to rent a U-haul after the clam smashing that gets expensive.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just get a trailer style and hitch it to your Outback.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What do you think an Outback is?

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Egads. Someone shoot me, I'm done.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago

And the gas for the uhaul

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 1 points 5 days ago

...z0mdonkey: does my wife know that we're lesbians?..