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Study Finds There Aren’t Enough Occasions Where You Get To Eat Rolls (theonion.com)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*concerned German noises* goodness gracious, you live like this?

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Like, we have super strict labour laws which forbid all shops, including pharmacies, from opening on Sundays.

But bakeries get an exception for Sunday mornings because we can't live without our fresh morning Brötchen.

[–] its_me_xiphos@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ja. Und kein Kaffee und Kuchen :-(

[–] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

UND KEINE EIER!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

😱😱😱