Dull Men's Club
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Christ I see you went all in there... I bought a $30 one. Decided if I need to, I'll upgrade. Never felt the need to upgrade. I just replaced it after like 5 years because it stopped working as well but just bought another cheap one. I see no need to have 8 settings to blow water on your asshole and or clam.
If you were to live someplace cold in winter and tended to drop steamers at night, well, you might make different decisions.
Nah, I just deal with getting a blast of cold fucking water numbing me right up! But yeah, it'd be nice to have one with at least a warm water feature. I could get one but it would just look so weird the way I'd have to tap into my hot water line from the bathroom sink I never found it worth it. Yeah, I could totally run a 4 foot flexible pipe along the wall even turning a corner and then finding a way to conceal it but if I did that, I'd have to add it to the list of other extra ass shit I'd be doing on a rental that I won't be in for long m
They have electric heaters in the toilet seat for your butt water. Don't ask me how they make it safe, I'm a buttologist by birth, not by trade
I mean I've never made a bidet. Okay I've made a bidet but it was out of parts of older, broken bidets that doesn't count
Yeah I looked into these but the electrical outlet is also on the other side of the room next to the sink. I have 1 (so 2 outlets). I just wanted the most non-intrusive way to have a clean butt and the cold one was the option. That being said, I'll never go back! I just feel dirty when I don't use it.
I don't even have a butthole anymore and sometimes I want to use one (hot of course, I ain't a masochist. Okay I ain't that kind of masochist I do ride a bike) just for old times sake