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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's a fancy one. Mine only has two settings, drinking fountain on my butthole or power wash the inside of my colon.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine was literally the cheapest I could find (Amazon flash sale during COVID for maybe $30?) and isn't even powered, but still manages to have a continuous knob to adjust pressure, along with three buttons for where to aim the spray (butt, front, and self-clean).

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, same. Cheap, no power other than my water pressure and no warming either so the water is always cold. 🥶

But, it gets the job done.

Yeah, back when I was properly plumbed we had two. One expensive one with a tank on the side of the toilet for warm water kept the same temperature for as long as, well I gave it to my cool brother before I started dating my wife and she didn't want a bidet don't get me started I think it still works tho, and one cheap one with just pressure control and just cold water, but was great if you ever needed to do a little spring cleaning and that one is in the home office and I just did a little spring cleaning last week. $35 gets you where you need to go

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You can buy a separate valve to install between the water supply and the bidet, to limit the super powerful "stab of doom" spray.

[–] Aceofspades@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that pretty much sounds like mine as well. OP has way more options there.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

And the knob is counter intuitive to every other water control knob. Wtf is this clockwise is ON bullshit? The number of times I let Blastoise wash my bum...