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Plane passenger invoked Sharia law to avoid sitting next to a woman, then attacked flight attendant (townflex.com)

submitted 2 days ago by stermy4u@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'll try to invoke shakira law next time to try to get an upgrade to business class

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn’t Shakira use a private jet?

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I DEMAND to sit next to Shakira!

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

I INVOKE my right to sit next to Shakira!

[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 37 points 1 day ago

Any hips caught lying will be put to death

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

WAKA WAKA the plane has been diverted to Africa.